Dear Fortnite – Stop Tearing My Family Apart

Dear Fortnite, You must think you’re clever, holding my kids hostage like this. Bringing them together briefly, lulling everyone into a temporary holding pattern before burrowing your way into their entranced brains and robotic fingers. I admit, your video game has sky-rocketed to full-blown addiction status in my house. In fact, an all-encompassing game like…

A Real Conversation Starter

I talk to my kids all the time. At breakfast, I tell them to put their dishes in the sink and they tell me they need to grab their books upstairs. At school dismissal, they ask me if they can go to the store with their friends and I tell them what time to be…

The Art of the Squeal

When it comes to a tattletale – there’s a time and a place. And what I’ve been trying to instil in my kids since they first learned to talk is the art of the perfect squeal. It begins with the reasons why. In fact, the reasons why are (in most cases) even more important than the…

Guardians Of Our Galaxies

Several months ago, a woman phoned my house and spoke briefly to my husband. He hadn’t met her before, but her message to him – to us – was an important one. This one phone call and the reason behind it was a parenting shake-up. It changed the way I think about my parenting methods…

A Lunch Box Deconstructed

Eyes may very well be the windows to the soul – but the same can be said about a child’s home-packed school lunch. These canvas totes, thermal boxes and even crumpled brown paper bags hold more than just a child’s middle meal – they carry a family’s secrets – revealed for all to see at…

The Friend Zone

It was meant to be a compliment. As my two youngest and I lumbered safely across the intersection, the crossing guard on duty greeted us as she has done most mornings for the past several years. She then said: “Watching you with your kids, you’d never know you were their mother.” Had she been referring…

Children Who Lie And The Parents Who Love Them

Something awful happened the other day. Something I’ve never had to deal with before – something that only happens to clueless and disconnected parents. My sweet, angelic child looked me in the eye and lied right to my stupid, trusting face. And my heart broke a little bit. Kids lie – I know this as…

9 Top Secret Savings Hacks (for parents and non-parents alike)

I will only speak for myself when I say that I get a bit of a thrill from saving a few bucks here and there. It’s like I’ve beaten the system in some way – or pulled the wool over the eyes of society. Pathetic? Possibly – but just let me have this. I won’t…

The Good, the Bad and the Playground

A bird’s eye view of the school playground will reveal what has been occurring since time immemorial – some laughter and friendly banter as well as huddled cliques, confrontation and even bullies trolling the perimeters. Though this time I’m not talking about the kids at recess – it’s the moms at dismissal. Remember the good…

The Age of Consent

We have an epidemic on our hands. A rampant, infectious virus of men who believe they have the authority to paw women, massage them, touch them, force their tongues between their lips, threaten their jobs, their credibility, their safety – and far worse. Fortunately, this web of assault and harassment is slowly but surely being…