Tanya’s Score: Sh**
Rated: 14A
Starring: a bunch of Indonesian actors
Plot: A demonic doll begins to terrorize a couple and their recently adopted niece who is still grieving the loss of her mother.
Tanya’s Verdict: Found this on Netflix. If I could give Sabrina a lower score than Sh**, then I would – it is THAT bad. It’s nonsensical to the point of laughable and despite all the horrific on-screen shenanigans, I fell asleep in the middle of it as did my two daughters. My son tried to fill me in on all I missed: a deal with the devil, killer dolls, jail time – I tuned it all out. Sabrina: a complete waste of time!
*Four score descriptions: Sh**; Okay; Good; Great
But I loved the part where Harrison Ford accidentally makes Greg Kinnear sit on the champagne flutes.